I'm five days elder to you

Sure, you searched me to show up
With flowers, wishes on WhatsApp
Found nothing from me in the App
But in my heart You there right up

Bond like cousins siblings or friends
Teased each other and fight it ends
Won the battle, you always pretends
Those days were real, need no amends

Small little things you made me do
Remember one day, killed a cobra too
Debates, was your way to prick my ego
You never won sister, I let it go

Once I told you, I'm your big brother
But not big enough Just five days older
Have a happy & wonderful birthday dear
I have in stock hugs kisses & laughter

Sree....


For you Dhanya teacher

😀Special Friend😀

Some one you meet stays for your-life
The most I craved for is now my wife
But those days our liking was the rife
Destined to differently face life's strife

Could have been an awesome couple
We were merry having less of trouble
You sought somebody more worthwhile
Moved on, freed myself using my guile

We never saw nor planned anything
Something we spoke in our only meeting
Not even touched just kept on smiling
But the soft corner is still remaining

We were naive, silly, not at all rational
But to this day, feel it was unconditional
Infatuation or mania, it was notional
You still a friend of mine very SPECIAL

Sree....

Greatest Man I Ever Known

We were born together, my daddy and I
He was so happy and, I made a loud cry
From then on he took me as, pupil of his eye
He left no stones unturned, for me to fly

Concealed all his worries, dint let me know
Never foist any rules, freely let me grow
Toiled hard entire life, never did he show
My strength is my Dad, the greatest I ever know

Want me to be on my own, loved me in excess
He had deep faith on me, more than anybody else
Silently he celebrated, each of my success
Never lost his cool, even at moments of stress

Taught me to live simple, foot always on ground
Whenever I start flying high, feel I hear his sound
I tried to imitate him but failed to be so profound
If I were half good as he, my kids would be astound

Sree

Baap Baap Hota hein ...

My kids call my dad, Acha ... They can feel it ...

VIP ( Very Important Perverts)

Kerala the Gods own country, addicted to alcohol sex & porn
[Un] holy place where the art, “Showcasing Genital” was born
Females by public transport get massaged, their clothes torn
We feel proud, literacy, sex ratio,the best, all others scorn

Abduct a colleague, molest her, film and circulate the videos
Perverts in us search it out typing, "mallu" in website xvideos
We are responsible, so professionals hired to fulfil our ideas
Urge mallus, sit back introspect, respond to circus in Medias

Gone, those days we stood together heeding to our conscience
Needless to say the Almighty is toying with us by thy absence
Divinity, pulling itself out from these folks with no abstinence
This pace we will soon hit trough in law and order Maintenance

They are Omnipresent, the Very Important Perverts’ Mafia
VIPs guiding this gorgeous land towards a ceaseless coma
Wish ourself the very best to recover Soon from this trauma
God willing the paradise will return for our sisters & amma


Sree

Hello 40 😄😄😄

Turned forty but no plans for this day
Jinto called up to say happy birthday
He said come on friends all on me today
Let's celebrate we have no other day

Anoop whose answer sheets move left n right
Sakthi the super man simple and straight
Heza Jayesh Satheesh to join us by night
It's eighteen years but the bond is still tight

We were for the moment sweet seventeen
Making fun of each other, times umpteen
Those days maximum fund was Rs.Fifteen
Money can't buy you friends with sheen

We spoke laughed smoked drunk and ate
Tried bribing cops, to enter the forest gate
The day was the best one, I had of late
We may be away but the bond is still tight


Sree

To the little girl

Emirates A 380 the plane with no fuss
fasten your seatbelt exclaimed hostess
Silly Games on screen but no online chess
The on air wifi connection to me is a mess

The little girl besides was getting weary
Poor thing tied to seat the little fairy
The meal was served and she got teary
For what she wished was a meal merry

Remain seated the plane is still moving
Somehow we are not used to listening
Have to rush fast to start contributing
To the everlasting queue of emigrating

It's in Dubai, there I left my passport
Explaining to Emirates desk at airport
No uncle it's there inside your over coat
The little girl, waved goodbye to part

Sree...

Pretty woman

This is my ticket to kochi for your reference
Near a pretty women is my Seat preference
Please select yourself, we don't have inference
4D the aisle seat, I said with no hesitance

4D how is it near a pretty woman ? You so sure
Asked the lady in queue with tickets for four
Madam select the nearest, be the one I look for
Wait, said desk 4D for people on wheelchair

Then put me on wheelchair, but give me 4D
I have vibes, the Seat near will have the beauty
not me I am flying to Delhi, exclaimed the lady
Oh my! Airline please find me a ticket to Delhy

Now she laughs again said you are interesting
A man walks to me and started introducing
I am her husband, now would you mind stopping
But I could not, Looked at her, started reciting

Madam you got a beautiful face, an awesome smile
Hesitantly said that ensuring am away a mile
She looked at me and said thank you, after a while
Thank God atleast she believes I'm no bluewhale

Sree...